A Bug

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there.� The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang.� He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there.� The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again.� The same six-foot cockroach was standing there.� This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain.� Then the big bug left.